Super Tuesday and the Conjoined Tortoise

The Republican difference? The Democratic difference? I think not. What would happen if a donkey and an elephant had a baby? Perhaps we have an answer:

They say, "Strictly speaking it isn't a tortoise with two heads, but rather two conjoined tortoises," Yuri Yuravliov, a zoologist, told AFP. "The female has two heads, two hearts, four front legs, but only two hind ones, and one intestine," he explained.

One intestine, eh? Different political parties, same 'ol ...

"Animals with this type of pathology are only rarely born and don't survive in natural condition." Couldn't have said it better myself.

Happy Super Tuesday, people  :)